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klingondays:

meowoofau:

13 cats failing at hide and seek

As good as cats think they are at hiding from us, we know better.

masters of disguise!

You just have to play to your own strengths you were born with. If you’re born a water bender, you don’t say you wish you could be a fire bender just because you see people beautifying fire- no, you level your water bending shit up and start controlling people’s fucking blood! Screw fire. Screw it’s beauty. You got your own beauty, your own strength.

—jenn satsune (via ohsatsune)

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

"I wonder what people think of me? Oh well, it’s whatever."

zodiacsociety:

- Leo (zodiacsociety)

"I’d rather not even try if I’m just going to fail."

zodiacsociety:

- Leo (zodiacsociety)

unclefather:

how she do that

realitista:

It’s nice to get some positive news sometimes.

flyfella:

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

me-myself-and-will:

carrot0nesie:

ladies and gentlemen, the american education system

My school apparently ran out of toilet paper a few weeks ago and my Spanish teacher was telling the girls to keep a roll in their purses and the guys to keep a roll in our backpacks. North American Education system.

this is basically any public school in the world tbh

bet the football teams have new equiptment though

poussssey:

dopamine-and-dumbbells:

mrcheyl:

dre3k:

kayla-kunt:

yuu-ung:

jeffreycaluag:

"Anaconda" - Nicki Minaj 

Choreography by: Jeffrey Caluag & Dimitri Mendez

They went in

This gave me eternal life.

lol they go in at :38 though

This was so fucking clean

SOMEONE TEACH ME THIS DANCE

follovved:

babedwire:

follovved:

its 2015 and everyone still hates me

It’s 2014

just planning ahead