A relationship is like a house
If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.
Unless that house is a lying whore
Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.
This took the best possible turn.
This is why I hate texting sometimes.
Lmfaooo I’m not sure who I am more.
britney explains things like no other
she has such a way with words
School of Rock appreciation post
was this movie even real omg
Yes it was and its the best thing ever
The Game of Life.
oh my god
what an interesting way to look at things.
lifes a gamble
and death always wins
because death has nothing to lose
Or maybe because Death’s a cheating whore look at that fuck hiding cards under his bony ass
You can’t cheat Death, but Death can cheat you.
just saying this song is perf for it
if u think teenage girls are crazed and hormonal and irrational you should see what happens when you tell a grown ass man “no”
When kids point out things you’re really self conscious about