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mstrkrftz:

the girl with the pink bikini
 by Dennis Fischer

snakelikecharmer:

parisjemm:

A relationship is like a house

If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.

Unless that house is a lying whore

Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.

This took the best possible turn.

dontworrybehaapppyy:

forget—the—rest:

missjacksonifya:

chokesngags:

iamxmrk:

This is why I hate texting sometimes.

Lmfaooo I’m not sure who I am more.

Yoooo

OMFG

littlehazy:

screamandshout:

britney explains things like no other

she has such a way with words

I was quiet, but I was not blind.

—Fanny Price, Mansfield Park (Jane Austen)

Tampa, Florida  03.10

people: watch your language
me: oh shit sorry

adderlovesbatman:

death-will-be-me:

heyfunniest:

School of Rock appreciation post

was this movie even real omg

Yes it was and its the best thing ever

animegirlrunningwithtoast:

roxys-ass:

rainbowsmudge:

deanwinchestersshortshorts:

ys-ella:

maestremadness:

my-british-soul:

lado-sur:

renal-agenesis:

The Game of Life.

oh my god

what an interesting way to look at things.

lifes a gamble

and death always wins

because death has nothing to lose

wow.

Or maybe because Death’s a cheating whore look at that fuck hiding cards under his bony ass

HO GAWD

You can’t cheat Death, but Death can cheat you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnaUvPoiTfQ

just saying this song is perf for it 

dunshua:

if u think teenage girls are crazed and hormonal and irrational you should see what happens when you tell a grown ass man “no”

tepidlachlan:

When kids point out things you’re really self conscious about

image

planet-troyler:

is michelle obama real