the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
deep thoughts from an anus
the only reason i go to school is because i donn’t wanna be an unemployed college drop out. i wanna be an unemployed college graduate
thats the spirit
literally me if i get married
So yeah pizza omelettes are a REAL thing. We make them when ever we order pizza. Just save a slice for the next morning.
Chop it up , add more shit if you want.
mix in 2 eggs maybe a tiny bit of milk.
Cook it on medium low in a covered pan then flip let it sit and eat!
If you can’t flip stuff in a pan just slide it on to a plate and slam it back down on the other side.
I recommend Mayo and Hoisin sauce but Kah just likes ketchup.
please put this shit on blast. his twitter name is @swerveodactyl and he’s being a complete asshole when called out on that tweet. His name is Beau Miller, he’s a junior at some high school in Washington state, I couldn’t figure out which but I’m sure you guys can help. Thank you so much!
An update: Beau Miller posted this on 4/10 at 4:09pm
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
If I were his mother I would disown him.
if you ever think English is not a shit language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme, but read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.
This post fucked me up.
i started the selfie olympics in 2008.
you seriously think im wearing light wash flared jeans in 2014?
Know your roses guys
Or you just might fuck up the moment
and you dont want to do that ._.
salmon is for desire
what am I looking at
I can’t even remember how many times I’ve reblogged this anymore
First, go grab some headphones. The best ones you’ve got. If the best ones you’ve got are these suckers (or something similar), you should really go buy new ones, but use the best you’ve got for right now.
Take a break from whatever you’re doing for 2 minutes and listen, but just listen to the whole thing, even if you have to multi-task.
Headphones on? Okay. Good.
Now, press play.
“Upular (3D Audio Version)” - Pogo
THE MUSIC IS MOVING IN MY HEAD
I want to follow the music…
But it’s in my head… wow.
I will never not reblog this.
am I the only one who tilted my head to the music?
why the fuck does my brain tickles…
HIPSTER SHIRT. HIPSTER GLASSES. HIPSTER GLAM.
Jim Beaver is a hipster. You probably haven’t heard of him. He’s really obscure.
I made it more hipster for you
A little bit more hipster:
Fa la la ~
A few more lens flares just for shits and giggles
just reblogging this again
oh my god
you were missing some space-ness
somebody tweet this to him please
Some wolves maybe?